Thursday, March 21, 2013

Brain fart

Earlier today, I thought of something profound I wanted to write about, but now I've forgotten what that was.  "What a drag it is getting old."  Now, what could it have been?

  • If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.  Check!  Had that experience today.
  • Shamrock Shakes still rock.  I don't care that there's not a scrap of real food in them.  They're yummerz.
  • GMOs suck.
  • Illegal immigrants suck.
  • Tax season sucks.  Seriously, why can't this be something that's done once every few years?  Just pay based on the last year it was done until you're due to reassess again.
  • You never get over some bitches from high school because they never get over themselves.  99% of people grow up and become more tolerable but there's always that one who still thinks her shit doesn't stink 25 years later.
  • Rape culture sucks.
  • Dry skin super sucks.  I've put lotion on my lower right leg three times tonight and it still itches like a muthafucka.  I'm never gonna be able to fall asleep :(
  • Parkinson's disease sucks.  (Dad has it, not me.)
  • Two days after the dentist asked me if I'm having any TMJ pain and I said no, I got TMJ pain suddenly out of nowhere.  I hadn't had it in years.
  • Making appointments sucks.  Gotta make the kid's appointments when he's not in school, not at hockey practice, not at soccer, not at baseball, not at CCD, and... that's it.  That doesn't leave many free business hours.  Gotta make my own when I'm not in work, not toting my son around, and when someone else can watch him.  (See previous comment about business hours.)
  • Despite my best intentions, I'm now hooked on the TV show The Neighbors.  'Tis funny.  Toks O is gorgeous and I've always loved Jami Gertz.  The alien hubby, Larry Bird, is a hoot, too.
  • Did I just say, "Hoot?"
  • Speaking of, if you don't want people to call you Hootie, try not to be the front man in a band called Hootie and the Blowfish.  Just sayin'.
  • Rush sucks.  That's right.  Rush, as in Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart.  I hate them.  OK, really, I only hate Geddy's voice but it's so pervasive that it makes me hate the whole band.  Tough shit.  
  • Mike Portnoy is full of himself but my friend met him a week or two ago and said he was really nice.
  • Swiss Top Secret Drum Corps rules.
Good night.