Dear Old Man Winter,
Hello. How are you? I was wondering if anyone told you that Spring has arrived. Yep, she's here. She's been around less than 48 hours, but ya know... she's here. It's her time. For the next 3 months. Yup, yup. So, listen, dude. You gotta go. Sorry. Well, not really. I'm just trying to be polite. What I really want to say to you, Mr. Winter, is GET THE FUCK OUT!!!! No more of this freezing my ass off every evening that I have to be outside. No more biting cold winds. I want none of it. All gone! Go! Go! Take all that shit with you and drag your happy ass back to the North Pole or wherever the hell you come from. Go hang out with your buddy Snow Miser and let icicles drip off the end of your nose. Mkay? Shoo now. Go! Enjoy a nice 9 month vacation. B-bye now! You bastard.
Hugs 'n' kisses,
Me
