Saturday, May 30, 2015

Thoughts while watching Outlander episode 116: To Ransom a Man's Soul


  • Heed the viewer discretion warning, pearl clutchers.
  • I never want to see Tobias Menzies below the neck again.
  • Murtagh should've stabbed him for good measure.
  • Don't shoot the cows!!
  • Murtagh... carrying Jamie like a baby <3
  • Bowl cut = bad idea
  • Espiritu vomitus
  • I expected even BJR to not want to kiss a pukey mouth.  Does nothing gross him out?
  • Jamie's been beaten, mangled, nailed, and molested and STILL spits in the guy's face. Daaaamn!
  • Hand surgery. Fascinating.
  • Puking again. Girlfriend, you preggers!
  • Seriously, you dudes need a new barber at the monestary.
  • The gray haired monk looks like he walked right out of a medieval painting.
  • lol Angus popping Willie in the head.
  • Subtitles!  Come on, Ron!  Throw us a bone.
  • Blech!  Could Tobias have a whiter, blander torso?
  • Oh fuck. The brand.
  • Ah, young Willie, how I love ye.
  • And Rupert's voice.  Luurrrrrvvvvve...
  • Pfft.  Wee Willie, he's never gonna forget.
  • Oh, Murtagh, you are so wise.  And foul-mouthed. And blessed with dancing eyebrows.
  • Way to go, Claire. Fight an injured man.  Make him support his weight on his broken hand.  Some healer you are.
  • Omg Sam Heughan does haunted eyes so convincingly.
  • BJR, you twisted son of a maggot.
  • And put some clothes on. You're icky.
  • Oh goddamn he's so gross.
  • The mind fuck is far worse than the butt fuck.
  • Holy shit Sam/Jamie is a big man.
  • Screw all the "fans" who think Claire doesn't love him enough.
  • Third nipple!
  • This is like Dorothy saying good bye to the Lion (Willie), the Tin Man (Angus), and the Scarecrow (Rupert).
  • Jamie looks so weeeeird in a tricorn hat!
  • Play your part, indeed.
  • Awwww.  He called her Sassenach.
  • Cue the Claire and Jamie theme music.
  • The closing credits music is breathtaking. The violins playing counter to Raya's singing.  Gorgeous.