Thoughts while watching Outlander episode 116: To Ransom a Man's Soul

• Heed the viewer discretion warning, pearl clutchers.
• I never want to see Tobias Menzies below the neck again.
• Murtagh should've stabbed him for good measure.
• Don't shoot the cows!!
• Murtagh... carrying Jamie like a baby <3
• Bowl cut = bad idea
• Espiritu vomitus
• I expected even BJR to not want to kiss a pukey mouth.  Does nothing gross him out?
• Jamie's been beaten, mangled, nailed, and molested and STILL spits in the guy's face. Daaaamn!
• Hand surgery. Fascinating.
• Puking again. Girlfriend, you preggers!
• Seriously, you dudes need a new barber at the monestary.
• The gray haired monk looks like he walked right out of a medieval painting.
• lol Angus popping Willie in the head.
• Subtitles!  Come on, Ron!  Throw us a bone.
• Blech!  Could Tobias have a whiter, blander torso?
• Oh fuck. The brand.
• Ah, young Willie, how I love ye.
• And Rupert's voice.  Luurrrrrvvvvve...
• Pfft.  Wee Willie, he's never gonna forget.
• Oh, Murtagh, you are so wise.  And foul-mouthed. And blessed with dancing eyebrows.
• Way to go, Claire. Fight an injured man.  Make him support his weight on his broken hand.  Some healer you are.
• Omg Sam Heughan does haunted eyes so convincingly.
• BJR, you twisted son of a maggot.
• And put some clothes on. You're icky.
• Oh goddamn he's so gross.
• The mind fuck is far worse than the butt fuck.
• Holy shit Sam/Jamie is a big man.
• Screw all the "fans" who think Claire doesn't love him enough.
• Third nipple!
• This is like Dorothy saying good bye to the Lion (Willie), the Tin Man (Angus), and the Scarecrow (Rupert).
• Jamie looks so weeeeird in a tricorn hat!
• Play your part, indeed.
• Awwww.  He called her Sassenach.
• Cue the Claire and Jamie theme music.
• The closing credits music is breathtaking. The violins playing counter to Raya's singing.  Gorgeous.