Zero to 60 in a matter of hours

How does a kid go from seeming perfectly healthy one day to the nastiest, crackliest cough in the world the next day? Yuck! An old friend once gave me this tip. I think everyone should follow it.

Don't swallow your boogers.

I wish my kid would learn to follow this advice. Blow out, my friends! Don't snorfle it back in!

That is all.